Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...