Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...