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37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
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Dumb Intercourse II
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What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...