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Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
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Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...