Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Part of the service
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Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Every damn time
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Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
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Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
The Eighteen Bottles
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Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....