Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...