Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...