Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...