Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...