OLD NEVER DIES 12
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Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
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On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
The computer prayer
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Measure Intelligence
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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
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Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Subjects for a date
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