At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Florida driver’s license!
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On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
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Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...