Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...