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Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
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Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Choo-Choo!
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Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
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No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...