Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...