My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
The Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely...