Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...