The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
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What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Go to save my friend
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Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...