Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...