Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1