Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...