Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...