Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
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A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...