No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!