Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...