Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...