What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
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Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Horse pulls the car
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Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...