Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...