Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...