Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...