Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...