What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Preventive medicine belief
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A seal visits a local bar
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What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Woman is on a bus
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Programming language acronyms
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Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...