Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...