Politically correct seasons greetings
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Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...