Florida driver’s license!
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Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
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The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Diary of a computer lamer
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What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
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