Quote #8453
Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
Quote #19270
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
Quote #16600
Beware of a man’s shadow and a bee’s sting.
Quote #8472
That which has always been accepted by everyone, everywhere, is almost certain to be...
Quote #6843
People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast...
Quote #170
Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
Quote #9814
Accident counts for much in companionship, as in marriage.
Quote #5170
I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.
Quote #15093
The flower that follows the sun does so even on cloudy days.
Quote #7447
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better...