Quote #165
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
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Quote #166
Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
Quote #167
Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior 00
Quote #168
Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
Quote #169
Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
Quote #170
Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
Quote #171
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #164
Juanita Ooh that boy’s a fine piece of work all right. He’s a fine...