Fran Lebowitz Quote #8438 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying. 0-4
Fran Lebowitz Quote #8439 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add. +2-2...
Fran Lebowitz Quote #8440 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary...
Fran Lebowitz Quote #8441 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk...
Fran Lebowitz Quote #8442 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child,’ for it has been...
Fran Lebowitz Quote #8443 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
Fran Lebowitz Quote #8444 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
Fran Lebowitz Quote #8429 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications. +10...
Fran Lebowitz Quote #8445 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Food is an important part of a balanced diet. 0-1
Fran Lebowitz Quote #8430 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep. +10