Quote #8435
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one...
Category Archives: Fran Lebowitz
Quote #8451
Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try. 0-1
Quote #8436
If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach...
Quote #8452
The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. 0-2
Quote #8437
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #8453
Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable. +1-1
Quote #8438
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying. 00
Quote #8439
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add. 00...
Quote #8440
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary...
Quote #8441
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk...