Quote #8437
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Category Archives: Fran Lebowitz
Quote #8453
Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable. +3-3
Quote #8438
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying. 0-4
Quote #8439
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add. +2-2...
Quote #8440
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary...
Quote #8441
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk...
Quote #8442
I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child,’ for it has been...
Quote #8443
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
Quote #8444
I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
Quote #8429
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications. +10...