Quote #4914
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this,...
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Quote #4915
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. 0-2...
Quote #4916
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Quote #4917
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. 00
Quote #4918
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...
Quote #4919
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Quote #4920
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television’s message has always...
Quote #4921
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #4906
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. 00
Quote #4922
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. +20