Quote #4919
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
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Quote #4920
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television’s message has always...
Quote #4921
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #4906
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. 00
Quote #4922
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. +20
Quote #4907
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years...
Quote #4908
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend...
Quote #4909
In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...
Quote #4910
I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I...
Quote #4911
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...