Quote #19253
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it +3-1
Category Archives: Steven Wright
Quote #19269
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an...
Quote #19254
A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the...
Quote #19270
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
Quote #19255
The Meaning Of Life The reason that we’re all here is that it was...
Quote #19256
What’s another word for Thesaurus +2-4
Quote #19257
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #19258
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. 00
Quote #19259
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. +30
Quote #19260
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. +20...