Quote #1400
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as...
Quote #10740
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...
Quote #13717
If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don’t think it...
Quote #4973
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #10292
Patience is the companion of wisdom.
Quote #21808
The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may...
Quote #7591
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
Quote #11031
Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
Quote #19497
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better
Quote #13578
If you go with the flow you’ll eventually end up over the waterfall.