Quote #11025
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Category Archives: Erma Bombeck
Quote #11026
I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food. 0-1
Quote #11027
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
Quote #11028
We’ve got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don’t know how...
Quote #11029
It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid...
Quote #11030
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
Quote #11031
Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other. +10...
Quote #11032
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. 00
Quote #11033
… it’s simply wrong to always order kids to stop that fighting. There are...
Quote #11034
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...