Quote #1402
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him....
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Quote #1403
I can’t bring myself to say, ‘Well, I guess I’ll be toddling along.’ It...
Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people. 00
Quote #1405
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are...
Quote #1394
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and...
Quote #1395
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is...
Quote #1396
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to...
Quote #1397
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,...
Quote #1398
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,...
Quote #1399
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. +4-3