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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do...
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with...
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To know someone here or there with whom you can feel there is understanding...
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You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.
Quote #464
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
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Silence is the virtue of fools.
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Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum...
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in...