Quote #4908
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend...
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Quote #4909
In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...
Quote #4910
I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I...
Quote #4911
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...
Quote #4912
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an...
Quote #4913
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
Quote #4914
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this,...
Quote #4915
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. 0-2...
Quote #4916
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Quote #4917
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. +2-2