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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip Why not add...
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Courage is being scared to death – but saddling up anyway.
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Real life is, to most men, a long second-best, a perpetual compromise between the...
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...
Jeff Herman

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Success gravitates toward those who are perceived to be successful. Regardless of how you...
Thomas Alva Edison

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Restlessness and discontent are the first necessities of progress.
William Seward Burroughs

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So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
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Graham Swing away Merrill. Merrill… swing away.
John Updike

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Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or doing...
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