Quote #7775
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
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Quote #7776
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy...
Quote #7777
I’d rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something...
Quote #7778
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can’t wait to finish...
Quote #7779
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. 00
Quote #7780
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. 00
Quote #7781
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. +2-2
Quote #7782
Age to me means nothing. I can’t get old I’m working. I was old...
Quote #7768
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. 0-2...
Quote #7769
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. 00