Quote #10007
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well...
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Quote #10008
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of...
Quote #10009
Imitation is the sincerest form of television. +1-4
Quote #10010
I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel...
Quote #10011
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #10012
Committee–a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide...
Quote #10013
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. +2-4...
Quote #10014
What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement +60
Quote #10015
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but...
Quote #10016
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done. +1-2...