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All you get from a circular argument is dizzy.
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He that never changes his opinions, never corrects his mistakes, will never be wiser...
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If your treat an individual … as if he were what he ought to...
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It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend...
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Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
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