Quote #19257
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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Quote #19258
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. 00
Quote #19259
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. +10
Quote #19260
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. +20...
Quote #19261
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a...
Quote #19262
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. 0-1
Quote #19263
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #19264
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it. +2-2
Quote #19249
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know +2-4
Quote #19265
It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature....