Quote #8443
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
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Quote #8444
I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
Quote #8429
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications. +10...
Quote #8445
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. 0-1
Quote #8430
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep. +10
Quote #8446
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. 0-2...
Quote #8431
The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but...
Quote #8447
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #8432
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
Quote #8448
My favorite animal is steak. 00